Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Sometimes Cheese Just isn't Enough

Dear Mouse,

       I just wanted to say how sorry I am that you were injured in my trap. I too was injured in the trap as I put my cheese on the line and you ate it. I don't like seeing you hurt but to me it obviously didn't last too long. The way you bounced back and went for different cheese all too quickly makes me think otherwise. So my question is why? Why isn't just my cheese good enough for you? Why do you have to run to back to your old back-of-the-track mice friends with their stinky cheese? You tell me my cheese just didn't taste good. WTF Mouse?! I give you premium top of the line cheese and you're telling me its not good enough?!

      You were my best friend, Mouse. Now I feel like I don't know you anymore. We barely see each other and when we do every time you want my cheese. As soon as you scurry back to your little hole, its like you forget about me. That really hurts! I just want my old friend back but we've gone too far now. You took too much of my cheese and crapped all over my pantry and I just can't take it much longer.

       The trap was set, you ate my cheese, and we both got stung. Now I only ask of you Mouse to either take my cheese and love it like you mean it or go and never come back. I can't tell you no because I still care for you. So please just do me this favor and walk away from this gracefully so I can heal and make other mice friends, ones who will love my cheese for what its worth.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         -Phoenix <3


  1. LMAO!!! Girl you are too much!! The MOUSE needs to GO and NEVER come BACK!!!!! Love ya girl and you always have me and these MICE we keep chasing are about to drastically change for the better!! Forget the past and look to the now!!

  2. Thanks Jennifer :) I know that without your help I wouldn't have come this far!

  3. Well said. I hope this helps you come to terms with everything. As for me, I'll likely never look at a piece of cheese the same way again.